The Decliner

In case you haven’t heard, Christian Bale is a lunatic. I think a few months ago he tried to beat up his mother, he may have already killed several people (unconfirmed) and will likely kill again (total speculation). He is probably, at this very moment, fueling up a chainsaw and google-mapping your house. If he doesn’t run into a lot of traffic, he will make it over there in like an hour.

Naturally, the media does not enjoy reporting on the slow, downward spiral of yet another actor buckling under the agonizing, meticulous gaze of the Hollywood celebrity apparatus… but, you know, why not. And the public has a right to know.

And now, the public has a right to call one another and use sound bytes from Christian Bale’s on-set meltdown for their personal amusement!

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