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Peak Oil Timmy

Now, Timmy.. when the oil runs out, you just sit on that there dog

You’ll need him to get around and look for supplies

…What? No, I don’t know why this scarf is protruding from my neck

Just keep riding the dog, Timmy… and shut up.

timmys-ride

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  • en: @nickjonasnews are you going to all their shows or something? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Live it, love it, or step away and shove it 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Every Adversity has an equal or greater benefit. I have learned. Check out my book HALFWAY TO HEAVEN on my site.www.mikethepsychic.com 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: One thing I despise, is so-called Clairvoyants, and spiritual people, trying to profit from their abilities...or lack thereof. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @Coenen Hah, have a look at the German or UK Debt. Those numbers are all ridiculous and will never be payed back anyway. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @Robpenna you bring up an excellent point. In, going, or have been to grad school. Preferably med school so my mom can finally be proud 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: always up or down. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: 100 apps on my g1 still no lagg this shots crazy. overclocked 4rm 384mghz to 548. blazon fast. Nomore music lag. or choppy os keyboard! 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @mylender No, but I just followed her, so perhaps there's hope [or I just need more partience :-) ] 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @FictiveDream Which one? Redneck Dragon? not done yet... KG Shooting script moving along. RD has about four or five good scenes left. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Only a few more spots left for the Wine 101 class tomorrow. Sign up for the 7/15 or 7/29 classes today! http://tinyurl.com/mr282c 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Where should i get my Master's Degree in Marketing?Jons Hopkins,Univ of maryland or Florida International? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @_Beally_ i fuckin love the view. i usually only need the first 20 mins or so, just for hot topics, unless someone interesting is on 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Why is it that artists on the come up get offended when you don't know their 'celeb stat' or don't act like a groupie I'm sorry I guess lol 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @tealana Can you text or call kenne for me and ask him?? I don't remember having it. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @McGuirePaul Hey, we're following you. Follow us. Or not. Either way, I don't know if there's more than little things. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: i think i should make a gossip site or something...i'm bored....nothing's good on TV anyway 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @madhals88 lol you will find out soon that its not you that is unlucky or me that is lucky... its just how the planets align. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: I've sorted & filed about half the papers needing attention. Break time -- i.e. either I take a break or the enormity of the task breaks me. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Are you excited or are you not? I wonder what you're thinking. This kinda sucks when I've been better. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: MONEY: Tuesday Tightwad - Cheap or free food this week!: Inexpensive and FREE food for this week... http://tinyurl.com/mxxzwy 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @dat1okrikagirl if God said we cld bring 2 things when we die, who or what will u bring with you????? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: News innovation… or extinction? | Zerochampion http://tinyurl.com/maknhd 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: a friend of mine has junior PHP positions available at busy middleware co., java & SQL a plus... reply or DM for more info 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: http://tinyurl.com/mwcbum -As A Maverick Money Maker You WILL Make Money Or It's FREE! 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: nah it was my phone taking to long or something 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • : 25-n-2 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: In the spirit of every day being some sort of holiday, today is Bastille Day, so go find a French person and give him or her a French kiss! 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Wow. Three tries to pass a captcha. I am becoming a robot. Or captchas are getting more and more annoying. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Oh scratch that for a half hour, or so. Gotta charge my baby up so it can play majestic music at me. Back to work, then. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @LM1DIAMOND Did we go out friday or saturday? "/ lol 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: is on his way to see 'Bruno'...well, in about an hour or so. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @blakeshelton sounds like you, sir, need to carry hand sanitizer, and or sneeze on them to share the wealth :) lol 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: RT @worldcon: Those of you planning to live-tweet @anticipationsf, the hash tags to use will be #worldcon09 or #anticipationsf. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: GET THEM FOR ME & I'LL REFUND [MAYBE ;)] RT @THEREALJOELLE Saw these Dior shades that or soo you.@MSQUEENJ0VI 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: omg Tues sf d mkt so civilized! no line at blue bottle, cowgirl creamery or #boccalone! and yes, im eating ham... again! 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @DonnieWahlberg Ive got the date, time & place; or should I say 2 places. 2morrow night 7pm @ Fiddlers Green then off 2 the WH!! Hows that? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: It could bend or it could break, but that's the risk that you take. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Alright, let’s turn off the phones and laptops when you get here. People can live without us for 4 or 5 hours. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Indigestion,sore feet.Can't wait to have a nap on the train,or be home with my puppy.First night away from Lucas in a year.Miss ya bud! Xoxo 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Oh General Hospital, everyone's illegitimate children or long lost identical twins seem to be returning to Port Charles. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @YoshimiKiosha Have you set up gigs for the girls or nah? i havent heard from Artice either. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: sushi land.....hmmm....6 rolls or 6 plates? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: I don't know what made me more uncomfortable: not eating until 3pm or going 2 get food in the wrong shoe?.... shoes for $500, alex. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Searching the internet for edible glitter or rock sugar. It's about as expensive as crack & only sold in small quantities. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @roostert Ha, no dig. I think MediaMax holds like 50 folks or so. :) 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: It waz so great talking to Jean Luc....or shall I say a transformed....new creature...thank God for Youth Camp.. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @lexyxcore Depends what Nikon you get. SLR or just a regualr digital? I've had one, it was okay, I Like my Kodak better. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Cabela's has lame fly rod warranty (2 yrs vs. 25 yrs or lifetime for Orvis, Sage, & Winston) & very poor rod quality & customer service. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @Xin1120 nom nom nom what'd you get? turkey originals or chicken pesto pizzas = teh best. the nearest one here is 20+ miles away... 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: haha Who still uses IE6? That's pretty sad that some of y'all still living under a rock, or in a cave. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Study suggests people with ample moral self-worth in one aspect of their lives can slip into immorality or opposite behavior in other areas 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: is upset that there was nothing to see on twitter, on the diary, or facebook. well done. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @AmyRench9 Welcome to Twitter! Be prepared to start dreaming in 140 characters or less. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @keen_rover (Long live tie-dye!! ) Amen to that!! People either Love me or Hate me when I wear it. I'm gettin' a loose dress made now. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: packing or swimming? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Why I love twitter: RT @JoshMalina Either I landed safely or the plane went down and (as I would have guessed) my death is not trending 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: i think someone needs to give @jamestweeting a valium before he hurts someone. or just turn off his tv. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: RT @Booooooom new jonathan Glazer video for The Dead Weather (Jack White's new band), love it or hate it? http://tinyurl.com/mj85fc 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: working on my running charades list... anyone have any good obscure books, movies, tv shows or bands? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: reading Spiritual Leadership by Sanders for tonight's elders meeting: are leaders born or made? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Starting to feel disgusted in Milan's transfer activity or lack thereof. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Travel Tip Tues: Flying to the beach or another warm destination? Wearing flip flops or slip on shoes makes going through security a breeze! 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: RT @JuliaBeverly On average who do you think has a longer career: athletes or artists? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: The Harry Potty freaks are everywhere! AHHH, they're taking over!! Or maybe its just some of my goofy friends.... 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: is it just me or is time moving really slow?...................... 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Okay so the new trend is being official lol so thats with i am now the official kabam or cheshire kat OR cyanide thrill lol 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @bud_caddell I do carry a big knife, everywhere. A big knife will do you no good in a gun fight, though. Or in a loo, it seems. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: also come to my home page and just see whats goin on, talk to me if you need a answer or advice, cause i am the smartest kid around. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Dilemma: CEO and other coworkers are on Twitter. This is as bad or worse than learning my parents are on Facebook. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @blakeshelton would u rather no one know who you are???? Or care? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Free chocolate chip cookies with my next @freshdirect order as a member thanks. Grade A customer service or evil plot to get me hooked? :) 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: thinkin bout JJ's.... chicken or catfish? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: haha Who still uses IE6? That's pretty sad that some of y'all still living under a rock, or in a cave. http://tinyurl.com/lne5oz 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Which brings me 2 dis question...did otha celebs mak thm celebs or did the fans??? Hmm...at concerts is da audience majority celebs or fans? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: I'm discoverying the twitter world because I think it's interest 'cause I'm not English or American... 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: I reckon it's again my turn, to win some or learn... yep. it's to learn :( ♫ http://blip.fm/~9x7i1 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: FAN Level ? - In "Queen Jane Approximately" who "died in battle or in vain" ? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: The Effortless Way to Save for College, Pay Off Student Loans, or Donate to an Education Related Cause: http://ping.fm/HHdJv 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: AP tour should come to hampton beach or harper's ferry, y/y? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: RT @Cooking_Light: "I never saw a French woman sneak into a patisserie or assume a guilty hunch over dessert." Lia Huber on @nourishnetwork 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Visiting Santa Monica? Let us know if u need flowers. Tourist special: If you order from or for any hotel in SM, you'll get a 10% discount. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Think not of what others have done or not done. Think rather of the things you have done or not done.~Buddha 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Yeah I have a mouth piece on me I can talk my in or out of almost anything..but my phone is flashin yellow so in about an hr it will be dead 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @lauraAHchooo break-break-break-breakin the law! LOL. or you could say your from England? lol 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Sex is Violent apparently. Not sure if the bruises or Jane's Addiction were the clue 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @princealberto what you thjink you got a genie or something? "Hope" as much as you want.You gone come back 40 pounds smaller 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @CurtisGaleWeeks We should make them eat kitty hair (artificial or not) too so you can eat robo-kitty in a single metal eating swallow. 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: 見 Well Its That Time ⌚ Hope U Enjoyed Trance Tuesday & Found A Tune or 2 that Brightens Yr Day!!! ॐ Trance On!!! Peace..... & 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @angelblas17 or, dare i say it, are u giving it up(gasp) 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @TenAcious_w idk if U know or remember. But blacks & latino/a's R minorities. I bet U thinkolder white men differentiate btw the 2 rt? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Epiphone Casino, or Thinline Tele? Ughhhh, im torn, but only enough money for one 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @otherinbox when will we get a Blackberry API or http? http://ff.im/-5dF3M 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @DevilsRefugee Now don't go getting me thinking of slowing turn those pages or I'll be up all night! Hope you're havin' a blast - knott ... 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: @DevilsRefugee Now don't go getting me thinking of slowing turn those pages or I'll be up all night! Hope you're havin' a blast - knott ... 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: don't think i like a bounce rate of 80% on a facebook ad campaign. or am i out to lunch? 07/14/09 07:29pm
  • en: Ever get the feeling that what you're working on is either totally awesome or a total disaster? That's where I am right now. 07/09/09 03:18am
  • en: Tommy from #tattoohighway is an ass. That is unless he's giving someone a flower or a koi fish. Just my $0.02. 07/09/09 03:18am
  • en: @naveenaqvi just get one answer from the guest for me. Who are we fighting against in Swat actually? Muslims or Indians or Russians or who? 07/09/09 03:18am
  • en: #randomthought I wonder if i was famous, if i would b following MORE or LESS people? Hmmmm 07/09/09 03:18am
  • en: RT @Deji_Wesey: @EvelynNAlfred it's called iTunes or Amazon mp3...join us in 2009.{Huh? What is this in response to?} 07/09/09 03:18am
  • en: ook so i usually try not to bring ppl out but this dude just told me he is a shoe man and do i prefer to wear peep toes, open toes or closed 07/09/09 03:18am
  • en: Yo twits, hope today was productive and that tomorrow will be more productive! Twitter/spexdaboss or www.riddimtrackworld.com 07/09/09 03:18am
  • en: go to forest or jungle... any better idea? 07/09/09 03:18am
  • en: RT @jenlinmcclin URGENT>Plz RT! 10 10-wk-od Shepard mis pups @ El Reno shelter Have till Thurs or will be put down. Call 640-3122. 07/09/09 03:18am
  • en: Blackberry picking today. The drive out and back toasted my brain. Or maybe that's just how life is with 3 kids. 07/09/09 03:18am

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