The Decliner

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Better question: do you have any employees left?

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Would you like to be popular? Of course you would! — unless there is something wrong with you?

Among the many lessons here: Zest for living is, apparently, a factor in being popular.

From the video:

Not all of us can be in the winner’s circle, but we can do our part, and thereby gain the acceptance, respect and appreciation of other people.

Also, please note the significant gender distinctions involved with becoming popular. Disclaimer: Some of these may strike you as outmoded…

Now, Timmy.. when the oil runs out, you just sit on that there dog

You’ll need him to get around and look for supplies

…What? No, I don’t know why this scarf is protruding from my neck

Just keep riding the dog, Timmy… and shut up.

But Duane is having a lot of fun here:

Visit the blog, it’s good work.

I’m sorry, what was that?

It’s just that I can’t hear you through all this wool..

Let me dig out a little ear tunnel.. hold on..

In case you haven’t heard, Christian Bale is a lunatic. I think a few months ago he tried to beat up his mother, he may have already killed several people (unconfirmed) and will likely kill again (total speculation). He is probably, at this very moment, fueling up a chainsaw and google-mapping your house. If he doesn’t run into a lot of traffic, he will make it over there in like an hour.

Naturally, the media does not enjoy reporting on the slow, downward spiral of yet another actor buckling under the agonizing, meticulous gaze of the Hollywood celebrity apparatus… but, you know, why not. And the public has a right to know.

And now, the public has a right to call one another and use sound bytes from Christian Bale’s on-set meltdown for their personal amusement!

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Sunset Church of Christ in Lubbock, Texas, released a perplexing video to encourage the elder members of its congregation to become more web savvy, possibly even l337.. which is a frightening prospect.

[Via Neatorama]